Beer Quotes:

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. __ --Ernest Hemmingway He was a wise man who invented beer. __ --Plato Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. __ --Catherine Zandonella If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. __ --David Daye When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. __ --Henny Youngman Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. __ --Benjamin Franklin Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. __ --Dave Barry Read More Jokes   OR    Play A Casino Game