Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
__ --Ernest Hemmingway
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
__ --Catherine Zandonella
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
__ --David Daye
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
__ --Henny Youngman
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
__ --Benjamin Franklin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza.
__ --Dave Barry
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